"And don't think you're off the hook, voters, you're the ones who made this bed.
Now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it.
Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution
gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by
homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags.
Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy
electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants.
Oh, and everybody's high! You know what, I've had it! You people don't deserve
a Republican majority. I quit." -- Stephen Colbert
Dear Everyone Who Thinks They Singled-Handedly Won the Last Election,
The DNC and Howard Dean couldn't have won this by themselves. They are not the source of all good in the world. Or all evil.
The DCCC and Rahm Emanuel couldn't have won this by themselves. They are not the source of all good in the world. Or all evil.
The DSCC and Chuck Schumer couldn't have won this by themselves. They are not the source of all good in the world. Or all evil.
The netroots and grassroots couldn't have won this by themselves. They are not the source of all good in the world. Or all evil.
The 527s and unions and allied organizations couldn't have won this by themselves. They are not the source of all good in the world. Or all evil.
The big dollar donors couldn't have won this by themselves. They are not the source of all good in the world. Or all evil.
They were all part of a glorious puzzle. And working together, even if not always harmoniously, led to great, great things.
Hugs and kisses.