Faced with a looming re-election bid in 2014 and near-to-last place in job growth, Governor Walker promised us that from here on out he would "be focused like a laser on job growth."
With this laser-like focus, Gov. Walker and company have a promising lead in their search for jobs: Wisconsin women's vaginas! Of course, to actually find those jobs, you need a really long probe to really search for those jobs. They're in there somewhere and by golly the Wisconsin Republicans are going to find 'em!
If only I was joking: Yesterday, Assembly Speaker Robin Vos and Senate Majority Leader Scott Fitzgerald guaranteed the Wisconsin Right to Life Conference that requiring women to jump through yet another ridiculous hoop before they can an abortion is going to happen this legislative session. This is no ordinary hoop, however, this involves sticking a foot-long vaginal ultrasound probe up a women's vagina so she can see the fetus and hopefully be dissuaded from following through with an abortion.