Uppity Wisconsin

Hey Shanson (yep, in my head you have officially been dubbed "Shanson", so that's what I'm going to call ya )  I just have to tell ya that that's cool and all (I mean about the ads) but NOW where will I get that "little charge" that says I'm saying this straight to McCain's prominent piehole.  Sure....no rest for the weary....show's me what you think of the little guy...yep....I'm truly and quite pompously piffed.  ( I made that last word up but, (or I think I did) but you have to admit, it did lend itself to alliteration, don't ya think)  Remember Sesame Street......? And the letter for today is, P. 

Just sayin', no bad intent......but this spellchecker just told me Shanson ain't a word.  Wow, you need to update that thing, really..............

Hey, guess what....it says "piehole" and "piffed" aren't words either, I mean what's up with that?  But here's the real clincher, it counts "ain't" as correct......how cool is that...yes, my friend you got the Wisconsin Model.  Good for you...goddamn it ....you're darn tootin'.