Follow this logic:

Presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain, R-Arizona, opposed an equal pay bill in the Senate last week because it will lead to more lawsuits.

So ... the problem is so rampant and widespread, that if passed, tens of thousands of women (your wives, mothers, sisters, females of all related sorts ... remember that John Mayer song?) would have a legal way to be justly compensated for their work ... and we just can't let that happen. That problem cannot be solved through the courts.

One might wonder how else you would solve it in a civilized society.

The Center on Wisconsin Strategy gives a breakdown about what's going on closer to home. "Wisconsin women make 78 cents to the dollar compared with men."

Sweet!