... and that ain't much.

I remember years ago when I used to joke about news coverage on WGN-TV in Chicago, which seemed to feature an explosion so often that I called it "The Explosion News at 9."

As of late afternoon on Saturday, this was the entire list of the day's Newswatch on the Journal Sentinel website.  They could have used an explosion for a little variety and broader coverage:

UPDATE: Boy who died in fire identified 2:25 p.m. »

Janesville boy dies in fire 1:01 p.m. »

Three wounded in Racine shootings 12:10 p.m. »

Police arrest armed robbery suspects 11:38 a.m. »

Two critically injured in rollover crash 11:12 a.m. »

Man dies in single-car crash 11:09 a.m. »

Cop shoots suspect during foot chase 10:34 a.m