WTF is going on? As Brittany Zimmerman's death and others like it become a distant memory in our ADD culture, Monday and Tuesday of this week saw two more students violently assaulted just off campus, and no, they were NOT stumbling home late from bars. Students are being pistol whipped and jumped by gangs of juveniles and mugged, when they're not being stabbed.

And it's small comfort for the police to note that, overall, crime isn't up in Madison, but Christ on a crutch, this shit didn't used to happen. Forget fracking tickets for underage drinking and fake IDs, okay Joe Law Enforcement? Do something about this shit NOW.

And you damn criminals, develop an honor code RIGHT NOW! Students are here to learn, improve their life, and enjoy their youth. They don't have any fracking money for you to mug, stab, and steal.

Find these criminals, put them in fracking cages, and do some preventative enforcement.