I love the humor and honesty of this last piece of writing in George Carlin's book "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?"

All people are afraid.
No one knows what they’re doing.
Everything is getting worse.
Some people deserve to die.
No one is properly dressed.
At least one of your children will disappoint you.
The system is rigged.
Your house will never be completely clean.
All teachers are incompetent.
There are people who really dislike you.
Nothing is as good as it seems.
Things don’t last.
No one is paying attention.
The country is dying.
God doesn’t care.
Shhhh.

Here's a link to one his best interviews loaded with lots of things you may not know ... George was in the Air Force and brilliant at planning his life.

Wisconsinite Ann Altehouse has compiled great YouTube clips of Carlin, doing the work for me.