Cheney and others in the GOP, those HI-Larious pranksters, are claiming China is drilling for oil 50 miles off the coast of Florida.

But hey, when you put the words "Iraq" and "9-11" together in the same sentence enough times, you get 70% of the U.S. public to believe the two are connected, so why not roll with that technique?

With apologies to Electric Kool-Aid Acid and Ken Kesey ...