Well, maybe this Wisconsin Commerce Department travel scandal starring Secretary Jack Fischer isn't a pulp fiction story about sex, just incompetence.

"Jack Fischer's participation of the mission was not representative or positive for Wisconsin business," Frigo wrote in the evaluation, released to the Journal Sentinel under the state's open records law. "On several occasions during the trip I was embarrassed that he was our leader. His rambling speech during the embassy reception caused the premature end to the party as most of us were just warming up to the prospects."